Bring a Friend...

NHL Awards start in less than two hours!!! Grab a beer (or some cheesecake) and a friend (or two) and go watch!!!

Tonight we dedicate this post to our good friend Marshall who is serving overseas in Iraq. Marshall is on his second deployment in five years. He's been gone three months now and we miss him TONS! Marshall is a big hockey fan like us (or we like to think he is anyway) and he's been with us to a couple of games since he's been gone. We've incorporated "Marshall on a Stick" into our road travels and he's learning all about hockey. Actually, he only made it to one game. He was passed out in the backseat of the car for the second game (i.e. We forgot him, sorry Marshall. We're horrible friends.) Marshall's favorite player is Brooks Orpik (he just doesn't know it yet). If you are reading this, we want you all to know how much we appreciate our troops and we ask that you take the time to stop and say thanks to a soldier for all he or she does for us.

Anyway, we've decided since all of our players can't win an award, we'll give out our own awards.

So, here we go:

Best Ass: Sidney Crosby

Best Abs: Hal Gill

Best Eyes: Brooks Orpik

Best Looking Staal: Jordan Staal (although Enforcer and Slasher disagree, Guardian and I outvote them... and the other Staals aren't on this team, therefore, Jordan wins)

Best Hair: Kris Letang

Best Smile: Marc Andre Fleury

Best Pimp Hand: Max Talbot

Best Russian Defenseman: Sergei Gonchar

Best Nostrils: Tyler Kennedy

Best Skin: Ruslan Fedotenko

Best New Dad: Chris Kunitz

Best Stanley Cup Tattoo: Pascal Dupuis

Best Assistant Goalie: Rob Scuderi

Best Back-Up Goalie: Mathieu Garon

Best Player to Play in Only One Cup Finals Game in 2009: Petr Sykora

Favorite Harvard Grad: Craig Adams

Favorite Player From Deleware: Mark Eaton

Favorite Bad-Ass: Matt Cooke

Favorite MVP: Evgeni "Geno" Malkin

Favorite Old Guy: Bill Guerin

Best Rookie Coach: Dan Bylsma

Hottest Knight/Owner: Mario Lemieux

If you have any other suggestions, please let us know!

Until next time... peace, love & hockey.

XOXOXO

Do it? Did it.

Way to go Pens!

~Guardian, Pansy, Enforcer & Slasher

Brooks Orpik is a Bad, Bad Man

Yes... Brooks Orpik is a bad, bad man. We said it! What?!

Malkin is our effin hero! If you didn't see that fight in Game 2, you are not really a Penguins fan and we don't know why you're here! Enforcer says "it made my heart warm and fuzzy". We agree and we totally love some warm and fuzzies and those other feelings you sometimes get from watching the Penguins!

We agree with other lady hockey bloggers who say Kris Letang's hair gives them the "other feelings" as mentioned in the statement above! It does it for us too!

Does anyone else feel that Fedotenko and Scuderi are under appreciated? Because we sure as heck do! Fedotenko has been a bright shining light in the playoffs and we would not be where we are without him! Shine on Fedotenko, shine on! As for Scuderi, he and Hal Gill are two of the best defensemen we have seen in this league! Hal Gill's abs should be in a league of their own! Trust us, we know... we've seen them in person! According to Guardian, they could crush an army!

Tyler Kennedy in a pair of underarmour shorts could do some harm too! We love it! We want to see more!

Did we mention Brooks Orpik is a bad, bad man!?

Can someone hit Ericsson in the side already? Who comes back from emergency surgery that quickly? It wouldn't take that much to take him back out right? Just sayin'.

As much as we would like to tie Marc Andre to some things, we think it would be good to just tie him to the net every once in a while and just let the boys shoot the pucks at him for not staying in his home! We love him, but he makes us nervous sometimes!

In case you haven't seen Sidney Crosby's butt, you should google it. I'm sure you'll find something that shows its loveliness. Wait... we found it for you! :)

Have we mentioned H.G.'s A-B's tonight? Oh yeah, just once. They need more recognition than that though, so here we are mentioning them again. We've seen them in person... they're better than David Beckham's. No shit. We aren't kidding.

We'd like some cheesecake. Is it time for that yet?!

Brooks Orpik is a bad, bad man!!!

And last, but not least... have we mentioned that Evgeni Malkin is the best Russian in the world (along with Gonchar, of course)? I mean, did you see that fight? You didn't? You need to youtube it... seriously! It wasn't like Semin playing the bongos on Marc Staal (whom we are kinda fond of, because, I mean seriously, we love the whole fam damily). Malkin actually threw punches! We love it. We love him!

Until next time... Peace, Love & Hockey

XOXOXO

~Guardian, Pansy, Enforcer & Slasher