So... forgive us if we seem like idiots... but we are new to this whole blogging thing.
#1 We would like to start off by saying, we LOVE some Pittsburgh Penguins hockey, but we aren't from Pittsburgh nor do we live anywhere near there. Heck, we've never even been to Pittsburgh. That doesn't mean that we can't show our love, so we dedicate 99.9% of our future blogs to Penguins hockey. If you are not interested in that, you might want to find someone else's crap to read. Go Pens!
#2 There are many off the wall comments that may occur in the middle of posts. Most may be inside jokes amongst ourselves, but if you want farther clarification, just let us know. (Warning: You may not want farther clarification. Think aboot that before asking.)
#3 We are ditching our Southern accents for the sake of hockey. We are actually from East Tennessee (hence the hockeyhicks screen name) and we are all chicks (four of us to be exact). Just think of it as a little experiment.
#4 Did I mention we love Penguins hockey? We don't appreciate slandering of any kind towards our men. Take that shit elsewhere.
#5 We are all about H.G.'s A-B's... and we will feel the need to mention them, A LOT!!!!!!
So... onto the fun stuff...
We thought Game 1 of the Stanley Cup playoffs was a bunch of poo. Our boys played well and we still love them don't get us wrong, but Detroit just really pisses us off! I mean seriously... who gives a shit about octopi?! And all that crap aboot Sid accidentally tapping that guy post-game, all we have to say is, GO SID! YOU MAKE US PROUD! WE LOVE YOU! All is well though, cause we are going to redeem ourselves tonight in Game 2.
(We're sorry that our first post is going to be short, pre-game comes on in like two minutes.)
You'll see plenty of us in the future though, don't worry. We're thinking we might enjoy this!
Until you hear from us again... Peace, Love & Hockey!
XOXOXO
~ Guardian, Pansy Ass, Enforcer & Slasher
